Ergodic Evocations

I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.

—Maya Angelou (via barbieandken)

(Source: americanphilosophy, via arianathepoet)

Anonymous asked: You're very welcome and I'm glad to hear that. It isn't healthy to hold regrets.

Anonymous asked: Do you hold any regrets?

I’m glad you asked this on today of all days. Looking back on it, I don’t really hold any regrets. That’s a nice realization. There are things I’ve done that I sometimes wish I hadn’t. I hit my mom in the face once when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade. Today was an interesting day, and this question is serendipitous to say the least. Today was the first day I’ve felt fully inside of my body since I can remember. I didn’t feel like an essential part of me was wandering in some dark place I couldn’t describe or escape, I felt like that essential part was right where it needed to be.

Normally, it feels like that the essential thing I need is just to the right of me. I know that sounds strange, but that’s how it feels in a physical sense, and today, at least for a moment, that essential thing wasn’t to the right of me. It was right where it needed to be, in my head. It’s wandered back to whatever chasm I condemned it too, but now I know I can bring it back if I’m just honest with myself and the people around me. Today, coupled with this question, makes me realize that I don’t hold any regrets. Thank you for asking this. 

Anonymous asked: If gay, why so gay?

because is faggot 

Anonymous asked: If you were to meet a rich person, would you rather hear them talk about the millions of dollars that they have in the bank or would you rather they spend that money on things like fast cars and big houses?

I’d rather they spend it on fast houses and big cars because of freedom and the Obama. It’s good that they do that. 

Anonymous asked: Back to my dog question, if I was a dog what breed would I be?

A golden retriever. Because you’re the man, champ. 

the-original-tim-brown asked: Is this jacob at TNL

Yessir it is, this must be the original Tim Brown, jah? 

Anonymous asked: If I were a dog, would people still pay attention to me?

You’d probably get nuzzled and petted a lot more. 

Anonymous asked: If I were to back in time and stop an event from happening, for example WWII, would I be changing the course of history, or would my time changing actions be part of the course of history?

It depends on if the public’s knowledge of time travel is a hindrance or advantage for the government. If it were a hindrance, you’d be changing the course of history, and the public and lower level officials would be none the wiser. If it were an advantage for folks to know, then your time changing actions would become history while changing it. 

Anonymous asked: If Charles Xavier can control things with his mind, why doesn't he make himself walk?

Those neuromuscular connections are probably eroded by now.